butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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