well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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