I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
