I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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