Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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