dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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