i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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