Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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