I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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