real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
How naked do you want me to be?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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