you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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