That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
