There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
