Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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