we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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