AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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