I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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