So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize
