i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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