i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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