STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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