Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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