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The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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