he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
