i think my mom watched the whole time
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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