I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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