Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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