Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just pee around me
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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