No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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