Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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