Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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