awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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