we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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