i need an iv and a liver transplant
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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