I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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