Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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