so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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