so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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