A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
did you just send me my own nude
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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