i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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