Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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