Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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