fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You ate ashes out of my bong
Randomize
