Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I came so hard my ears popped.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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