idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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