Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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