Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
This is classic penis vs brain.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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