he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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