he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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