giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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