There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
